A longtime Osceola County, FL, eighth-grade teacher has been reassigned after taking a toy rifle to Neptune Middle School in Kissimmee.

The toy musket was used during the history teacher’s lesson on the American Revolutionary War. The Osceola County School District said several students complained that they were frightened by the replica.

Boy I can’t wait until they get to the crusades, the War for Southern Independence, and the Nazis.

I once met a brainwashed teenager who was scared of anything that looked like a gun. By the end of the same day, we had her shooting bulls-eyes with a .22.